Avenattie Was a Hottie


Avenattie was a hottie
Who sold women’s words to CNN
In hopes that his virtue signaling would lead to his pockets and gold within.

Avenattie was a hottie
Who spat fire and truth to power
And thought that the presidential seat was just beyond the golden shower.

Avenattie was a hottie
Who upheld women’s rights
Till he was accused by them of striking out of spite.

Avenattie was a hottie
A lawyer, yet due process he need not try
The beast he helped create looks upon him with its evil eye.

Avenattie was a hottie
Who’s word has now run cold
But the show has just begun my boys because foolishness never grows old.


Avenattie is a truly terrible person but even though he has spent so much time tearing down due process, even he is innocent till proven guilty. Lets all rise to the best of our character.

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